I know this video has been around a while, but I think it deserves another look. Thankfully, we’ve come a long way from having to make awkward dating videos to now creating awkward online profiles. Although there is some advantage in having the ability to see how creepy a potential suitor is via video rather than only being able to view an online persona. The mustached Lotharios did manage to hit upon one of my biggest pet peeves of the online dating world; stating that they like to have fun/they’re looking for someone that likes to have fun/they like to laugh. When I see this in a profile it makes me think that the person has zero imagination. To me, it’s the same as when I hear someone say they like to eat food. No shit. WHAT do you like to laugh about?! I too enjoy laughing and having fun, but If you don’t find abortion and dick jokes amusing, you think bumfights.com is offensive, and/or you laugh at comedians whose acts consist of using puppets or pretending they’re a retarded hillbilly, chances are we won’t get along.

Here are some other observations I made:

-Why is Fred dressed like a Viking, and did he wear that outfit on dates?
-The mustaches are impressive to say the least.
-The guy that said, “No Hamsters.” Wtf does that mean?!
-“Some big overgrown monster that’s always thinking about food.” I like that.
-Every guy not only looked like a serial killer, but I could easily imagine that I was instead watching a video where serial killers were interviewed about what kind of victims they prefer, and what they like to do to them: “I took a sponge ball, and was pulling it out of a little girls ear.”
-And finally, the guy that said “Hi Mom” stated this with the confidence that his mother would see the video. I really hope that it was because he knew his mother utilized the same dating service, and would stumble across her son’s video when she was trolling for cock.

-Donna Juanita