This is what we all want Darren, it’s what we all want.
I have profiles on three different online dating websites. There’s a perfectly good reason for this, and it’s not because I’m socially awkward or have a weird smell. After a failed engagement and my thirtieth birthday just around the corner, the fear of owning fifteen cats that will eventually eat my corpse after I die alone started to creep in. Or I’ll end up on Hoarders. LOVE that show.
I figured that creating a profile on more than one dating site would increase my chances of finding someone I could get along with. Turns out, everyone has that same idea, and I ended up having to block the same people. It has definitely been a learning experience. I’ve made a couple of friends, met a couple douchebags and gained plenty of hilarious material to blog about. All of my profiles are basically the same. Here is one of them: