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Strip clubs smell like bad decisions and regret…
That didn’t actually happen…
Hey look, it’s Taco Time!
Recently, someone on OKCupid was kind enough to share the result of a practical joke he had pulled on the site. I’ll let him tell the story:
It amazes me how creative people can be when the prospect of getting laid is involved. Sex has been a motivating factor since the dawn of time. Perhaps if winning the Nobel Prize also included seventy-two virgins, we’d have the cure for cancer by now. Click below for more poems about tacos from people who really need to get laid:
If you don’t like my writing, then don’t read it….
Truth
Besos to you too…
Dolphin Boner…
Here is the link he’s referring too. No, it’s not a Rick Roll. I wrote this in my car on the roof of a parking garage during a lunch break at work, giggling like a retard the whole time.
READ IT!








