Hey look, it’s Taco Time!

Recently, someone on OKCupid was kind enough to share the result of a practical joke he had pulled on the site.  I’ll let him tell the story:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It amazes me how creative people can be when the prospect of getting laid is involved.  Sex has been a motivating factor since the dawn of time.  Perhaps if winning the Nobel Prize also included seventy-two virgins, we’d have the cure for cancer by now.  Click below for more poems about tacos from people who really need to get laid:

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Dolphin Boner…

Here is the link he’s referring too.  No, it’s not a Rick Roll.  I wrote this in my car on the roof of a parking garage during a lunch break at work, giggling like a retard the whole time.  

READ IT!

http://iprobablywontlikeyou.com/2012/04/24/dolphin-rape-cave-is-not-a-new-attraction-at-seaworld-but-it-would-be-an-awesome-band-name/?preview=true&preview_id=528&preview_nonce=48cc29a