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Dentistry is just some scam from the government…

Posted on August 31, 2012 by Jess
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Posted in Adventures In Online Dating, Online Dating Profiles | Tagged adam sandler, Batman, funny online dating profiles, Harry Potter, hunger games, meth, OkCupid, Personal Ads | Leave a reply

I hope this worked…

Posted on August 31, 2012 by Jess
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Posted in Adventures In Online Dating, Messages From Douchebags | Tagged funny online dating profiles, OkCupid, Online dating service, online dating websites, Personal Ads | Leave a reply

Stupid people are breeding….

Posted on August 31, 2012 by Jess
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Posted in Adventures In Online Dating, Craigslist Personal Ads | Tagged Craigslist, Craigslist Personals, Personal Ads | Leave a reply

Well, you’re fat anyways. Good luck with that.

Posted on August 31, 2012 by Jess
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I’m surprised it’s not a more popular name…

Posted on August 31, 2012 by Jess
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What your teachers are really like…..

Posted on August 31, 2012 by Jess
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I’m just a dumb motherfucker. Date me.

Posted on August 31, 2012 by Jess
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Not every woman has maternal instincts…

Posted on August 30, 2012 by Jess
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It’s all a numbers game…..

Posted on August 30, 2012 by Jess
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God damn it, Todd Akin!

Posted on August 28, 2012 by Jess
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